Chernobyl Vodka Sprinkled w/ Swarovski Diamonds

ON HIATUS UNTIL I REALLY DONT FUCKING KNOW WHEN (probably fridays and the weekend) Some 18+ material. Sultry, Seduction, Sensuality,Sassy Bitch, Humor, Fandom and Witchy Things. Sounds like a bad rip off of a Dita Von Teese routine. Enjoy your Fun Time Candies.

♋ Sun ♋ Moon ♑ Rising
Water>Air>Fire>Earth Chart

sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

doooodles
itsstuckyinmyhead:

yousmellsofruity:

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

WHAT. The FUCK

what? 

Real back to school essentials

highly-functioningfangirl:

• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

(via communistbakery)

bettaoffded:

 

closet-sociopathh:

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

image

It got better once the gif started moving

(Source: irzs, via twosidesofthesamepie)

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

dandymotts:

Tyra Banks ending the life of a homophobe on national tv. 

(via noahlagasse)

mrbonkurei:

mistahgrundy:

alice-the-alien:

"Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull