Chernobyl Vodka Sprinkled w/ Swarovski Diamonds

Some 18+ material. Sultry, Seduction, Sensuality,Sassy Bitch, Humor, Fandom and Witchy Things. Sounds like a bad rip off of a Dita Von Teese routine. Enjoy your Fun Time Candies.

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cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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storming-fallen-angels:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN INDIANA AND SURROUNDING STATES
An Amber Alert was just issued for the abduction of the baby above, Delano Wilson. He was abducted at noon today(8/27) and is assumed to be with a White manm 25-30 years old, 5’6”-5’9”, meduim build, short brown hair with a Hispanic female, 25-30 years old, thin build, Long brown hair. They are assumed to be in a Blue Ford Tarus, older model 2000-2003 4 door.
Please spread the word so he can come home to his family. He was abducted around an  ALLEY OF THE 1400 BLOCK OF HENRY STREET in INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.
HE IS IN EXTREME DANGER
If you know any information call 1-888-58AMBER
Full information can be found here

BOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!!
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FINDING THE SILVER LINING TO A SITUATION

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sexy-fruit:

THIS
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laughbitches:

nooooooooooooo
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Still have to get used to having school- slowly progressing through the remaining charts

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portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious
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