Chernobyl Vodka Sprinkled w/ Swarovski Diamonds

ON HIATUS UNTIL I REALLY DONT FUCKING KNOW WHEN (probably fridays and the weekend) Some 18+ material. Sultry, Seduction, Sensuality,Sassy Bitch, Humor, Fandom and Witchy Things. Sounds like a bad rip off of a Dita Von Teese routine. Enjoy your Fun Time Candies.

♋ Sun ♋ Moon ♑ Rising
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this post is the worst she was genuinely talking to her dad and yall make it some creepy lana del rey shit smh
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ever just feel kind of…empty…like, you’re not depressed, but you’re not happy either. It’s like you have no emotion and you almost feel like you don’t exist? Not in a negative way, but like, it’s almost as if there’s this feeling that you’re just this little piece of this vast universe and you’re one with it, and thus you don’t really have an emotion, you’re

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Artist: EL CAT
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we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.

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Ich auch, Floidi ^^
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somebody said it
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my aunt came home from vacation and told me this story



my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake


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hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

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Man who had sex with lana del rey

Vine by demi, king of trash mountain

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My friend watched Kill La Kill and didn’t care about the plot or themes, all she said when I asked was “Life Fibers control the world”

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wow omg ok so i’ve managed to log in like what? a week and a half? 

so I maybe getting a new laptop because this shit is dying and i’ve been a busy little bee 

natal charts wise, i’ve practically managed to do all of them in the time i haven’t been logging in (because i didnt need the internet for that, just my onenote ), but i’ve only done the planets and elements, not the astroids and descendant signs (i need the internet for those but my laptop has been a little bitch) because i really think those are important besides the planets so i haven’t sent any to you guys yet

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my computer is being a slow as fuck bitch and i broke off the space button- life is hard, i can’t believe i’m finally able to log on again

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I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

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